July 15, 2003

Our Profession Never Ceases To Amaze Me

"Defense labels flashing charge physically impossible"

A woman says she and locksmith Robert Peters Sr. were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters' semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts. "She's mistaken," says the man's lawyer. "He's not that big." Peters' erect penis -- let's call it Robert Peters Junior -- is only four inches long, according to the attorney.

The Obscure Store reports that the Pennsylvania Express-Times is reporting this diminutive item.

Posted by John 2 at July 15, 2003 11:33 PM
Comments

I think there's a definite link between this and the preceding story...

Posted by: TPB, Esq. at July 17, 2003 3:53 PM