"Let's say a 13-year-old girl admits she performed oral sex on a 13-year-old boy, while returning from a field trip on the school bus. In front of classmates who she was trying to impress. What do you do, Mom? Naturally, you go to court to claim suspension is unjust for the lovebirds because the school is 'not clear in its written policies that oral sex on a bus was unacceptable behavior.' Where does it say: 'No oral sex on the bus," huh?"A Pennsylvania judge dismissed the mother's lawsuit.
Details of the story are here. (Stolen wholesale from OverLawyered, which has links to more about the story.)