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— July 15, 2003

“Defense labels flashing charge physically impossible”

A woman says she and locksmith Robert Peters Sr. were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters’ semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts. “She’s mistaken,” says the man’s lawyer. “He’s not that big.” Peters’ erect penis — let’s call it Robert Peters Junior — is only four inches long, according to the attorney.

The Obscure Store reports that the Pennsylvania Express-Times is reporting this diminutive item.


“Defense labels flashing charge physically impossible”

A woman says she and locksmith Robert Peters Sr. were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters’ semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts. “She’s mistaken,” says the man’s lawyer. “He’s not that big.” Peters’ erect penis — let’s call it Robert Peters Junior — is only four inches long, according to the attorney.

The Obscure Store reports that the Pennsylvania Express-Times is reporting this diminutive item.

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