A UK man got a big surprise when his joke backfired and he ended up in hospital. Daniel Medforth though it would be funny to take 35 Viagra pills at the same time. Boy, was he ever wrong. He got quite sick and ended up hospitalized for five days. All the while, “Little Daniel” had the worst case of penis insomnia on record, being “up” for the whole time. That’s right, Medforth had to contend with a never-ending supply of erections.
Daniel Medforth of Withernsea in East Yorkshire is counting his blessings this week, exactly as he counted out 35 Viagra pills last week. Medforth, 36, thought it would be “a laugh” to take all 35 pills at once. He was wrong. Instead, this UK man learned Viagra lesson the hard way.
Viagra is a well-known “male potency enhancer.” In other words, it’s a boner pill. Commercials for the erectile dysfunction fixer are everywhere and one of the biggest warnings regarding Viagra use is that “if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, seek medical help.” The warning and the pill itself have become part of modern culture and have “popped up” in comedy skits of all varieties.
What happened to Medforth was no laughing matter. Well, OK, it kinda is, in a way. A short time after he downed the little blue “uppers,” Medforth became rather ill. At the point, he had no choice but to admit his boner of a decision to his wife.
In his own words, “I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating, everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away.” He was hospitalized and spent the next five days dealing with constant erections. One struggles not to break into song about “Five e-rect dings.” Obviously, one lost the struggle.
He underwent various examinations for 36 hours and multiple reprimands for his attempt at humor from many of the staff. All but the paramedics, who were able to see Medforth’s humor. “The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh. The doctors and nurses told me off.”
Even after discharge, Medforth was not quite himself. Rather, “Little Daniel” was not quite himself. Medforth and the little guy were confined to bed rest for a few days as the effects of the Viagra worked their way out of his system.
“It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life and it was no use to me.” One can only imagine the fun Mrs. Medforth could have had while driving home the point that her husband’s joke was a bad one. “Here dear, let me adjust the sheet for you,” etc. However, it seems Mrs. Medforth was much more forgiving; no revenge rubs were reported, in any case.
Medforth said, “Fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realise I have been very, very lucky.” Indeed, he was lucky. Viagra overdose can have dangerous results and may even be fatal.
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